Author: Ayn Rand
Publisher: Random House
Length: 64 pages (24 without BDSM scenes)
A story about socialist politics gone mad in a rodent kingdom, this instructional book for young objectivists was largely panned due to its 40 pages of sadomasochistic mouse sex. A sample?
“Is a mouse not entitled to the sweat of his brow?” asked Fievel Galt.
“What about girl-mice?” asked Mousey Taggart.
“I’ll show you what girl-mice are for,” said Fievel Galt as he unbuckled his—
Well, I wouldn’t want to spoil too much of it for you. Suffice it to say, Ayn Rand lets all little objectivists know that capitalism is good, socialism is bad, and girl-mice should never ever say no.