Do you know what pisses me off? Olinguitos. Not the animals themselves. These raccoon-kin are too small and distant to do much to me. No, it’s the fact of them that gets me. They were “discovered” just recently, announced to the world by the American Smithsonian Institution. A lot of pomp, circumstance, and press accompanied the display of the photogenic critters, resembling nothing less than Mogwai from the Gremlins features. Olinguitos can go fuck themselves.

P.S. The previous was written 15 August 2013. Now I love the olinguitos, having been adopted by one family and inducted into their ways.

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