The Easy Guide to Everything

WEIGHT LOSS THE EASY WAY!! — Stop eating. You will notice some weight loss combined with discomfort. Continue until all remaining weight is transferred to your corpse.

AVOIDING ASSASSINS THE EASY WAY!! — Assassinate yourself. Let them try now!

ASSASSINATING SOMEONE ELSE THE EASY WAY!! — Damage their self-esteem until they starve themselves to death.

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