“I didn’t think life’d get any more outré than being propositioned by a tree-man but you don’t even have a body.”

“Just slap them titties on my terminal!” cried the computer. “Yee-haw! Hump, hump, hump!”

“Okay, number one:” said Emily, “they’re not big enough to slap anywhere. Two, uh, gross. And three, shut up.”

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